wE'RE BACK! cOGGIER THAN EVER!

two and a bit days of utter spiffingness!

Come and join US, (Utter Spiffingtonians), for a wonderful weekend of pure steampunk mad-hattery and general goings-on. There will be a whole two and a bit days of utter spiffingness! Starting Friday evening, (13th. September) at Llangollen Railway, 'There and Back Again' is a one and a half hour STEAM TRAIN RIDE with entertainments, plus 'best picnic' competition for the chance to win tickets to Cogwarts 2025!

Thence to the beautiful Victorian theatre in Llangollen Town Hall LL20 8AD, to round off the evening with a variety of Music and Mayhem, featuring Blozone - and after the mayhem of the last two years, it's coming back! Yes sirree - STEAMPUNKS GOT TALENT! A display of astonishing virtuosity! We've had laughter! We've had tears! We've nearly had fisticuffs! The question on everyone's lips is, 'Will Major Blunder finally wrest triumph from the jaws of defeat this year?' Only time, you, the audience, and the judges can tell ...

On Saturday & Sunday, (14th and 15th September), we remain at Llangollen Railway, WHERE FOR THE COST OF ONE TICKET YOU CAN RIDE STEAM TRAINS ALL WEEKEND!!! The photo ops are endlesss! Browse the BIZARRE BAZAAR Steampunk Market with stalls in marquees at Corwen station. Corwen station features THE TEALYMPICS with a host of new and old steampunk games for you to participate in or simply sit back, observe and enjoy!


On Saturday from 7.00pm, we return to the Town Hall for THE GRAND STEAM BALL! Featuring Blozone, Madam Zurri Arossa, Lady Violet Hugh and Madam Misfit.Come and join us at this amazing, new venue that's got more steam than ever! Apart from the adjustments to allow our guests to ride steam trains all weekend, PRICES HAVE BEEN HELD FROM LAST YEAR!



cogwarts~ more steam for your shillings!

FRIDAY 15th. SEPT

THERE AND BACK AGAIN:

Venue: Llangollen Railway.

Time:  From 5.30pm - come earlier as you will be sure to want to take lots of photographs in this atmospheric setting.




THERE AND BACK AGAIN is a one and a 1/2 hour circular trip on a wonderful steam train.  During your journey, there could be an attempted 'Great Steam Train Robbery' by some ne'er do wells! Look out for general mayhem and pop gun battles!

Plus this is your chance to win 'The Full Shebang' tickets for Cogwarts 2025 by staging a picnic on the train. The rules are simple, the best, most elaborate picnic wins!



Followed by.... a brief parade to the throbbing heart of Cogwarts, Llangollen Town Hall where you will 

thoroughly entertained by a variety of acts including the magnificent Blowzone... 


Plus ... this is YOUR chance to show us what you've got! It's STEAMPUNKS GOT TALENT!

  

SATURDAY 14th. SUNDAY  15th. SEPT.

BASED ENTIRELY AT OUR NEW VENUE, LLANGOLLEN RAILWAY, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO RIDE STEAM TRAINS ALL DAY!!!


ALSO:

THE BIZAARE BAZAAR

Alongside the market, each day is filled with COMPETITIONS  & ENTERTAINMENTS AT CORWEN STATION!

                 THE TEALYMPICS!

Steamier, Coggier, Sillier!

(Not 'higher, faster, stronger as in those 'other' games... )

MORE SILLY STEAMPUNK GAMES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A FINE MALACCA CANE AT!

There are may medals up for grabs! You can take part or observe from a safe distance. The Battenberg Relay is back with a host of newly invented 'traditional' competitions.

 FLIPFLOPPING AND TOSSING THE STEAMPIPE!

Plus more lovely silliness!

 THE OLD FAVOURITES WILL BE REPRESENTED TOO:

COGGIEST CANINE: Has your doggy friend caught a touch of the Steampunk?  Strut your mutt to show off their best costume at 12.00 noon on Saturday.

PARASOL DUELLING: Not confined to the ladies, this is the latest cut-throat martial art.   Created by our colonial cousins, this deadly form of duelling has arrived from the Americas!  

TEA DUELLING: The Steampunks way of settling disputes has evolved into a fine sport.  Prepare yourself to witness a tea and biscuit frenzy!

TEA POT RACING: back by popular demand! This skilled sport takes nerves of steel - can you make it around the course without losing your spout!


the grand steam ball

Sat 14th. sept

Starting at 7.00pm promptly, with its signature packed-to-the-gunnels line up, this extraordinary evening is a tribute to the Cogwarts standard of 'More Steam for your Shillings!' So come and dance the night away to the finest Steampunk performers in the gloriously strange Steampunk cosmos...

Fabulously familiar upbeat songs from this band of very talented musicians.  Playing Cogwarts again by poular demand, they filled the dance floor last time. Believe me, they get even the most reluctant of toes a-tapping!

                        BLOWZONE

MORE ACTS TO BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY...